Ryan turned 6 today! For his birthday, I brought him to the brothel....aka doggy daycare.
The last time Ryan was there he had just turned 1 and he hadn't yet discovered the joys of humping. He was a late bloomer and only really figured it out two years ago...
Unfortunately (fortunately?) he was like a dirty old man in a group of hip youngsters today.
First he tried his sexiest stance. When your ears are 2" tall toothpicks on your ginormous heeead, this stance isn't all that impressive.
Since Ryan is a superb reader of canine body language, he took all signals of "no no no go away please" to mean "yes, yes I would in fact like to be humped by a dirty old man!"
All the cool youngsters would be chillin' (as they call it these days) and ...
yup, here comes Ryan.
Strike another sexy pose?
Onto the next target.
Happy Birthday Ryan, you dirty old man.
This seems like a very long time ago: